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Posted on Thursday 14Oct04, at 12:04 am. | | |
Am I ever useless. I didn’t even write this comic. This is all him. Dom does all the coding here in fact. The only thing I am used for is my ability to pay for hosting, which is really freaking cheap all told.
That’s great though, because Korea has blessed us with an entirely new shitty MMORPG. The name of this one is Maple Story. So, what’s this one all about? You’re this dude. Or this chick. Your choices in appearance are extremely limited. Your choices in classes are limited to 3. Your choices in stats are limited to 4. You’re going to run into a lot of people who look JUST like you.
The game is a side-scroller, which only serves to make this game worse. Small platforms may contain up to 10 enemies on them at once, as far as I can tell, and there’s no way to avoid the enemies. So, you stand there, holding your ctrl button, and hope they can’t penetrate your attack.
Then, the kicker that makes this game annoying. Your levels are exponential. Each level takes twice the time to reach the next level. So, by level 15, you don’t care anymore, and are looking for a better game.
Why am I playing it then? Because everyone else is. I am a wonderful non-conformist.
There was another debate tonight, I believe this was the last one. What has this debate taught me?
Kerry: Work --> Medicare
Bush: Work --> Education
So, there are actually only two issues depending upon the sides, and everything else is based on these issues. Actual problems are of no concern to these people because, appearently, they don’t matter. Questions can be easily bypassed in order to spew the same thing over and over!
I want a new debate, this time, there is going to be a spring-loaded boxing glove in each of the podiums. Each time someone diverts an issue, they get a punch in the gut. Three punches and they get knifed. This would not only make the debates more genuine, but more people would watch the debate, and the entire country would be more informed.
I see no downside to this whatsoever.
- Kite out
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| |  More Fun with Maple Story
Posted on Thursday 14Oct04, at 12:09 am. | | |
You forget the absolutely asstastic community that has no qualms about looting, killstealing, killstealing then accusing YOU of doing it (I have SCREENSHOTS of this shit happening, folks), etc etc etc.
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And Poland. You forgot Poland. | |
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Posted on Thursday 14Oct04, at 12:09 am. | | |
I don't post much but I just want to say that's great. Good comic. Good rant. Congratulations. Okay, so yeah, this is just one SO guy telling it to ourselves, how modest we are. As wanky as Hollywood award shows. But it's not like I drew or write this. I just do the nerd stuff.
Hey, the big one oh. And too bad about the engineer fellow, lost in space and all. Because.... space is so.... big... and all... and.... never mind.
Have you noticed how great my icon is? I took Kite's and haxed it in Paint! Yeah. | |
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| | ...Where have I seen that thing before...
Posted on Thursday 14Oct04, at 10:47 am. by Wakuseino | |
Well Kyle, so far so good, but... Well, read the topic: Where have I seen that thing before? I know I've seen it before somewhere, but where eludes me...
Want to enlighten me about its origins some time? | |
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Posted on Sunday 12Jun05, at 9:36 am. by vigi4x | |
It's Sinistar.
From Sinistar. | |
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