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 | |  Travis was the first of the gang with a dagger in his hand, and the first of the gang to die. Oh why?
Posted on Tuesday 19Oct04, at 2:58 am. | | |
That's right kids, it's time for another week o' comics! Well, a week here means two comics, but that's like 8 times than the amount you'd get at Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki, and like 80 times the sheer amount of -stuff- you'd get with Maddox, so I think we're a good choice. And yet they get thousands of unique visits a day, and we get 15. I blame everyone who isn't me.
This is our one month anniversary, right here. Isn’t that exciting? I know everyone will remember what they were doing when they heard Sold Out had gone live. It’s like Kennedy being assassinated, but with more ass.
Dom is also, as this comic goes up, putting up our links page. You can check out the progress of it by checking over there, if you like. Should be totally done by tomorrow.
So, I picked up Final Fantasy XI last week. First of all, let me tell you why they give you the first month as a free trial: It takes that long to install the bastard. I bought the thing LAST WEEK and didn't really get to play it until today. At first, playing the game is almost impossible. The control scheme is quite obviously set up for people who are playing on console controllers, versus on keyboard. This takes quite some getting used to. Eventually you’ll learn what does what, but it takes time.
Deb and Derek were nice enough to aid me in getting my first 5 levels. They are quite shiny looking indeed, not surprising since they are both rather high level. And, being about 2 feet high, I was able to look up both of their pants. Whee.
So, they take me over to this thing that looks like a large caterpillar. They had taught me to ctrl+c anything I target to check how difficult it is first, so I did. The game said “whoa, this thing is going to fuck you up.” They say, “Attack it, we’ll back you up.”
”You sure?” “Yeah.” So, I attack
It took me one attack to die. Not very manly. In fact, being a two foot tall teddy bear whose ilk says things like “hurty-wurty” is not very manly at all.
But then, I get to look up catgirl’s skirts, so there is an upside to all of this.
My mother made the joke today, “Gee, that’s the eleventh Final Fantasy, not very final is it?” Congratulations. You hit on the same joke every single other person on the entire internet has hit on. GOOD JOB.
I shouldn’t be that hard on her, but then, apparently it’s en vogue now for people to be hard on moms. No, wait, that doesn’t sound right at all.
I leave you on that ever so wonderful note.
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Posted on Tuesday 19Oct04, at 3:23 am. | | |
It's done now, not tomorrow. So there you go. And, is that supposed to be a penis on Meria over there? Because that is what it looks like. | |
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Posted on Tuesday 19Oct04, at 11:53 am. by Comic | |
I was 'hard on your mom' last night!
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and that's a good thing, I"ve come across several comics where people haven't bother to update in months and months. So you guys maybe blessed with much inspiration, and ideas for more and more fumnny shit.
...fuck that was kinda sappy
...fuck it keep it up guys and i look forward to more.
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Posted on Monday 20Jun05, at 3:19 am. by Jessica | |
I have 26, well 27 if I add this one, that I check every day. I also have 16 comics i don't like as much, plus I have school and friends and shitty fanfics to write, no wonder I got kicked out of my guild on warcraft.
oh, right comic. good job.
-Jessica | |
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