This is not a topic. Posted on Thursday 21Oct04, at 12:20 am.   If you’re confused by the punch line in today’s comic, it may be due in part to a bit of miscommunication between me and the artist. The fact that she may be performing felatio-related activities is certainly implied, but it looks as if near the end of the comic that she has LEFT the room, and the whole premise of “an extension of the whole Castle Anthrax” joke is gone, except for people who really really looke hard for double-entendre. It’s a good ninja joke though. I’m just going to have to mention things as I see them in my head, like having Meria standing at his feet throughout the comic, and having her head under the sheets…hrmn. So, I have found one of the most fun things you can do in FFXI, get yourself a low level red mage or black mage or whatever else might have poison or dia and give this a try: 1) find a high level enemy 2) cast the spell on the enemy 3) run, and laugh as the enemy slowly dies as you keep running. It helps a lot if you have the gladiator scene from Life of Brian in your head. One would think, a lot can happen over two days, surely, something more interesting than that happened to him. No. I spent all of Tuesday in daze, walking from class to class, only stopping for more caffeine. I did find a copy of the Neil Gaiman book “Coraline” for only six bucks, which rocks really hard. Indeed, those who watched me may have worried that I was in fact a zombie, and women who saw me looking at them may have worried that I wanted to eat their brains. Do not worry, ladies, I will not eat your brains. It is just my stumbling attempts at intimacy. I then, and I shit you not, spent 12 hours asleep. I then proceeded to go to sleep again in another 2 hours, and sleep for yet another 4 hours. I couldn’t tell you what happened over the last two days, I was either only existing on red bull, or dead asleep. I think I have memories of saying to myself “this really, really sucks” though. -Kite out Blah, blah, blah Posted on Thursday 21Oct04, at 12:29 am.   Before any of you send me hate mail for it, I am well aware that the plural of ninja is ninja. I now eagerly await hate mail trying to prove to me that it is in fact ninjas. No, Real Ultimate Power is not a valid argument. B-b-ut Posted on Thursday 21Oct04, at 1:31 am. by Comic If the plural form of ninja is ninja, how will you know how to apply the Ninja Formula on them? You know, the one that states that a single ninja is more powerful than a huge group of them, and that as the group gets smaller, it gets stronger. It would be pretty ambiguous, if you tell me! © Hite & Shaezer. Applicable material © DG