We're not dead yet! Your flying monkeys do nothing! Nothing! Posted on Wednesday 8Dec04, at 2:24 am.   It would have been nice if we had mentioned this I am sure, but we took a post-Thanksgiving week off last week. We really didn’t know, at the time, that we were going to. Stuff happened, I don’t think it’s worth getting in to it. I tell you, the artist formerly known as Kyle definitely has a love for confusion. I fucking write the plot for this comic and I have no idea what’s going on. You’re just going to have to tune in next week and hope it makes sense! Personally, I think we’ve been playing too damn much Metal Gear Solid 3 for our own good. Oh yes! Let us talk about the FUCKING JOY AND WONDER that is Metal Gear Solid 3. So far I am loving this game so much it is not even fucking funny. I have spent about 6 hours playing the game so far and have gotten nowhere. Rather, I explore. I check each tree, I do weird and disgusting things to my enemies. I sustain massive head wounds because I think it is funny. The R1 feature during cutscenes is one of the best part. Being able to see what Snake is looking at is interesting indeed. Do not be surprised to spend a lot of time in R1 mode staring at women’s breasts. I don’t blame you Snake, if a woman practically undresses in front of me and just stands there, I’d do the same dude. This game is pretty fucking hard, as well. Not in the “oh fuck these controls are ass” way Twin Snakes was. Rather, they took out everyone’s prime mode of security. The radar screen is gone. In its place you can use battery operated devices such as heat sensors, motion detectors…stuff like that. The battery drains, you can’t use it anymore. It’s all good times. Finals are coming up, you would think this would mean I would be spending my time reading over my books instead of playing Metal Gear Solid 3, Shining Force, and Final Fantasy XI. No sir, on the contrary! We’re not learning anything new right now and there is no more homework due so instead I am taking this time to get my gaming on. No wonder my grades are sucking ass this semester. Speaking of sucking ass, Domingo added a new feature to the site that we hope we won’t have to use. I didn’t mention we weren’t going to update last week because it would have gone at the very bottom of the page and no one would have noticed. We now have a NEWSBOX script, which will tell you when extremely important things happen. Things like my dog died and I need to dredge up $200 from you guys for doggie cremation. Of course, I have no dog…but your money is always appreciated. If any of you personally know Dave of Bob and George fame…ask him why the hell he isn’t advertising us or even replying to our emails. Seriously, like an ass. -Kite Out The Boss Posted on Wednesday 8Dec04, at 2:28 am. by Comic I swear it is. And it's a RO Knight! Or something. _ I'm entirely confused, really. GUERNICA! LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO Posted on Wednesday 8Dec04, at 2:48 am.   Both incoherent blurs in the comic will be explained eventually. As for now, revel in our new icons I just drew. REVEL, goddamn you. © Hite & Shaezer. Applicable material © DG