SO No. 24 - We're sold out, suckers! - Updates Mondays and Fridays

God damned Kyle and his 4 am comics postings
Posted on Friday 10Dec04, at 5:27 am.

Oh hey look, it’s finals time here in The World. You know, the one without giant flying balls which shoot tentacles at you. …wow that sounds worse when you say it aloud, you know.

Anyshit, you all know what this means. Time to shirk responsibility and party until 3 am. Actually, at the time of writing this, it is in fact 2 am. I tried to sleep, I honestly did. Then my bird decided HE IS NEVER ASLEEP AT 2 AM and it was in her best interest to wake me up. Apparently birds need shit like…food and water. Who knew? I certainly didn’t, and I’ve owned one for going on 4 years now. Oh sure, now that I am wide awake she is as quiet as a church mouse.

Next time, I’m getting a church mouse as a pet. Those are some quiet fuckers.

I got some wonderful stuff in the mail today. I got me some of This Shit. I’ve had the Octane Energy Gel they sell there, which is a caffeinated gel you rub on the back of the neck. I still have some, in fact. It is quite soothing, I have to admit, but overuse of it in hot weather makes the back of your neck break out, and lord knows I was caking this shit on. Anyway, this syrup stuff is pretty awesome. It is kind of a slow acting caffeine, meaning you won’t feel it for the first hour or so. When it hits you will not realize it has hit, which makes the caffeine buzz all the more interesting. It sneaks up on you…like a Puma.

I am moderately ashamed to admit this, but something has taken over the spotlight from Metal Gear Solid 3. Not that it’s a bad game, and not that I am suddenly going to drop it or anything, but I ordered me a little game boy game and it has sucked the will to fight right out of me. This game is called…Shining Force. Of course, now that you know it’s Shining Force, I know you can’t blame me, since it is easily the best tactical RPG ever. Shut up, I said ever, and I mean it.

With all this talk of not sleeping, video games, and caffeine, one has to wonder where I find the time to be a decent student. This is where slacking pays off, my friend. The slack is like the force. Some people are born with the ability, but it most be finely honed, and used with skill and precision. The slack means you absolutely MUST be able to con teachers. I am quite capable of convincing teachers to give me extra points by mere suggestion and use of my status as a full time student and most of the time employee. You must make the teacher think you are the best thing since sliced bread without putting in ANY work. Make yourself as obvious as possible during class by asking a lot of questions. They love this shit.

This allows you a lot of freedoms. Like the ability to sleep in class as often as need be. After all…you came. So long as you don’t snore, who cares, right? Also, homework can be as LATE as you want! And free booze and CHEESE!

Oh god, fuck it, I need to sleep.

-Kite out

Posted on Friday 10Dec04, at 5:29 am.

Uh...don't mind that those links in the rant don't work...it's an unfortunate flaw that comes from writing these rants in Word. See, Word uses "smart quotes", which look nice and everything sure, but when you copy/paste them it fucks up the whole HTML thing.

Yet again, Microsoft conspires to RUIN THIS COMIC.

ya know
Posted on Friday 10Dec04, at 11:58 am. by Kirby

somehow, the comic just keeps getting better and better colored

RO RO RO your BOAT
Posted on Friday 10Dec04, at 1:51 pm. by Comic

I have to agree.

Also Lain does look better with the face mask thing on...

HEY GUESS WHAT
Posted on Sunday 12Dec04, at 10:02 am.

I'VE GOT BLUE LEAD, BITCHES!!

Expect a (supposedly) cleaner-looking comic soon.

Also, I picked up a copy of Not Another Megaman Game Jesus Fucking Christ Already (aka X8). Go play it. Now. GOD SAYS SO.