Where are those fishes at? I don't know what to do if there are no fish. Posted on Wednesday 15Dec04, at 12:13 am.   It appeares that Word has decided to not work on me any more. I do not know how I shall ever get through writing this rant without those squigly lines. Perhaps after I update Dom will add them in for me and I can look at them and feel some sort of closure. So, finals are nearly over, and most college students could not be happier, as far as I can tell. So, what does a young college student in the prime of his life do with all this free time suddenly alotted to him? So I was rather bored and found out that one of my old favorite webgames, Insaniquarium, is now in DELUXE edition! Hooray! Downloads did ensue, and good times can be had. I will not link the download, for the following reason: So I was at about...2 hours into the game, and I was enjoying watching my little fishes far diamonds, when suddenly everything crashed. Now, when playing a game as addicting as Insaniquarium, you tend to forget that other non-fish/alien related things exist. So when it sent me to a "pay for this game or die" page, I was mildly confused. "Ok," I said to myself, "I enjoy this game, I'll pay for it. Why not?" $19.95, that's why not. Are you kidding me? I mean, it's a great game, sure. Great fun for the whole family. But what are you SMOKING? $19.95 fun? Fuck that. I will not tell you about how I rectified this situation, however it should be noted that Sold Out, the Sold Out staff, and the afilliates of Sold Out do not condone software piracy in any form or fashion. Unless it profits you directly. I was supposed to be out drinking with my friends and otherwise having a good time. I never got a phone call, so I am instead sitting here...playing this wonderful game. Then, from nowhere, Kyle tells me the comic is done. "You are no fish" I tell him. Indeed, he is not a fish, but he farts gold none the less. I am happy to announce that for the first time in a long time a script I wrote was actually followed! I'm not useless! Hooray! It shall be noted, and I shall be honest, I haven't been writing scripts over the last few months. Which has been fine, because I wrote 25 scripts, and many were devided into multi-part scripts. Infact, so far, only 15 of my scripts have been used. It is my plan to write 20 new scripts over winter break which should keep us on track for another entire season, but I underestimated how little material there really is on zombies. This is where you come in! If you have any fascinating zombie material you can direct me to, or if you yourself have ideas, you tell me! See, this comic is called Sold Out for a reason. Morals? Principle? Fuck 'em! I want to get back to my games. But then, I know that any ideas given to us by other people will not do. Such inferior, outside ideas, rarely make the grade. We're ahead of our time, people, you can't hope to be as good as us. Don't even try. I said don't, damnit. Stop drawing those comics and get back to worshipping us. ...and bring some fish food. -Kite Out Fix the ship? More like battleship. Posted on Wednesday 15Dec04, at 12:19 am. by Comic This is great, really. It's amazing what you can do with gradients, it helps so much. © Hite & Shaezer. Applicable material © DG