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Posted on Thursday 19May05, at 8:16 pm. | | |
*blink* did I write today's comic like that? Uh...wow, that's disturbing. Uh, good job with that I guess Meria.
No emails about need to see a zombie gang bang, thank you. That's well beyond any personal taste I have. Maybe Kyle will think differently though.
Speaking of things me and Kyle differ on, me and him could not differ any more on opinions about the new Star Wars. While he thinks that this is an absolute low for the trilogy, destroying all the mythology and ruining the characters that seemed so remote in the original trilogy, I think it broadens the scope of the entire series and had some of the best damn action scenes I have ever seen in a movie.
There is, of course, a problem with this movie, and anyone will tell you this. Lucas. Are you listening to me? Are you out there? Can petty little websites like this filter through to your high office standing out there somewhere in this world? I doubt it, but I am saying this right to you. You can't do love. You don't know love. Don't try. That was...hysterically horrible.
I now wonder about you and the misses. Do you try and seduce her with shit like that? Is that the type of trite shit you throw at her on Valentines? I feel very sorry for her then. Good thing no relationship is built on trite sentiments then.
Apparently, the good old E3 is going on right now. We are pleased to announce we have absolutely no booth there whatsoever. Yes, we here at Sold Out are boycotting E3 this year. No, don't beg us to come to next year's either, we are men of resolve. Until you fix video games, we're boycotting.
We make the following suggestions:
1)Just get rid of Hideo. Nobody wants him anyway. Great idea man, bad game designer.
2)Stop the fucking sequels. For the love of God please stop. Even remake the same damn game and call it something different if you must. This is ridiculous.
3)Give Will Wright a fucking medal. He deserves it.
4)We appreciate the cheesecake, but it has gone too far. What the hell is this Blood Rayne bullshit? Nazi vampire boobies or something. Are you really making another Tomb Raider game? Can you stop putting that one character with the boobies on the cover of your games, even though she has only minimal role in the game?
5)Big, expansive areas are great, until we spend 5 days just driving across it with absolutely nothing in between it.
These are just a few ideas, throwing them out there for you to consider. I think 5 is a good number. It's pretty solid.
This time next week, I will be at Auburn. My Internet connection there will be rather dubious, so we shall see what happens coming next week. I'll still be able to communicate with Kyle (Oh, bless the wondrous future age we live in, where we can all communicate with these fancy cellular devices), but we'll just have to see what my overall ability to communicate with THE WORLD is.
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Posted on Thursday 19May05, at 8:24 pm. | | |
". . . While he thinks that this is an absolute low for the trilogy, destroying all the mythology and ruining the characters that seemed so remote in the original trilogy . . ."
Wait, what the fuck is that? I never said any of that. I just said that when Vader actually became Vader, James Earl Jones and all, Lucas turned him into like... the polar fucking opposite of what everybody knew him as for nearly thirty years. You're crazy. Stop your stupidass crazy slander. | |
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Posted on Friday 20May05, at 11:25 am. by Comic | |
I have to agree. I thought that when the mask came on, he'd be badass again....somehow they got James Earl Jones to be whiny. Gah. Possibly destroyed Vader for me. | |
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Did you ever consider the 15+ year period between Vader becoming Vader, and Luke Skywalker coming onto the scene, that is allot of time, in which allot of things can happen, and people can change, I think it would be unrealistic for when the mask goes on, for Vader to suddenly become a badass, it just wouldn't happen. But they still leave plenty of room for Vader to become the badass we all know and hate. | |
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Also consider that Anakin went btotally psycho/b in the period before that happened. Killing children, Force choking your lover and other mannerisms of total villain badassery doesn't exactly give you the right to go "T__T" when you become the established badass everyone knew you were going to be. | |
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Wait, why the hell are we discussing this on the comments page? We're trying to phase this out, dammit. Forum demands its love! | |
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Posted on Wednesday 25May05, at 10:05 pm. | | |
Afraid the artist is sans internet until Sunday. Updates postponed until next week. If he doesn't bring them next week, I swear you get to all punch him in the face. | |
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