Long and rambling rant. Parental discresion is advised. Posted on Monday 13Jun05, at 9:45 pm.   And so, Lain lays waste to the skeletons. Or, so you think! I bet you didn't see THAT ONE coming! Oh fine, I won't do that anymore. Ruin my fun. So, me and Kyle have an ever going thing between us. I don't know if you've noticed this, but our good friend Kyle has ties to the fur community. For those of you who have no idea what I mean by fur community, I mean people who draw pictures of half-humans half animals. Which is cool, until you get people who draw half-human half-animal half-penis creatures, then it gets weird. The proof of this is on the links page, which thanks to him will forever have links to furry sites in the adsense box. He also has this thing for kittens. I also don't get this either, but this is more confusion than anything else with me. Sure, kittens are cute. They meow at you and generally don't care if you're alive or dead so long as you feed them and change their litter, sure, but let's look at Kyle here for a minute. He does not hold the greatest social gracings. You might notice this from his comments you will find in various places on the site. His hobbies include settings things on fire and setting more things on fire. And then...he likes kittens. He has a warm and cuddly side after all, that is best expressed in “:3”. He just wants to be loved. Ok, so the kitten thing is just more of a “...what?” than anything else. No big deal here. The furry thing. I...I don't get it. I try, I try so very hard, but it's seriously beyond me. I used to not mind or even care about these people, until I got to know some of the people behind the movement, wherein I discovered something. Most of the furs are as anti-social as you can get. Loud, annoying assholes in a lot of cases. Am I saying furs are assholes? No, just the ones I met at a particular place on the Internet. Do I hate furs? Why should I? It's not really that much weirder than people who get off to, say, getting shat on. If getting a large turd on your chest is what turns you on scat man, good for you. Some would say it's because I don't understand them that makes me not like them very much. Sure, maybe, and hey, you know...Hitler was just misunderstood. Maybe if we took the time to really understand him, that whole “killing the Jews” thing might make more sense. When you see the world through somebody else's eyes, everything becomes more clear. Also I'd like to note that I was using that as a comparison and I do not propose anyone should sympathize with Hitler. If you thought I was serious, maybe we should round you up and put all of you into a gas chamber. ...yes I am going to hell. But I'm taking the furs with me, honest to God. So what is it that bothers me about furdom? It's not like homosexuality wherein it makes sense. You find something real to be attracted to when you're homosexual. It's that being a furry is avoiding reality. It brings about identity confusion that leads some people to actually believe they are unicorns, and if they just think about it hard enough they can transcend that shell of a body. That in a nutshell is what bothers me about the whole thing. But then, this isn't the strongest emotion I feel towards anything. I feel about the same amount of distaste for fur as I do for...brocolli. I just don't get why anyone would want to eat something that tastes so bad, but I'll accept that somebody thinks it's pretty tasty. On this same line of thought, G4 is doing what I can only consider the saddest thing to ever exist in the history of mankind. This...Video Game Vixen show. I am truly disappointed in you, television. THEY'RE NOT REAL! Of course they look good, when you DRAW women you can MAKE THEM perfect. The real world is not perfect, and I like it that way. And...Seanbaby. Why? How much money did they throw at you man? How sweaty was the wad of cash they dumped at your feet to make you do this show? You're obviously uncomfortable being there. You obviously think this whole thing is retarded. And...Hal Sparks. I knew you were never above this, actually. You're exempt. Those other two people, who the hell are these people, and why are they on my television? These aren't even C list celebs. It's more like F list. This is what I get for watching G4 in the first place. Maybe I'll just chop off my balls and live the rest of my life transcending above physical sexuality. Nah, I'll continue writing the comic with the lesbians and the burning. I happen to like the lesbians and the burning. They make an ointment for that. Posted on Monday 13Jun05, at 10:01 pm. by Comic They really do. © Hite & Shaezer. Applicable material © DG