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Posted on Tuesday 21Jun05, at 12:43 am. | | |
Oh, ok, I see how it is. I get it. Wait till I'm out of the room and announce to the world HAY, BRAND NEW COMICS! FORGET THAT KITE PERSON, HE COULDN'T EVEN RANT LAST WEEK!
I have my eye on you, friend.
Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem as if a whole lot is going on in the world outside my bubble right now. Or at least, nothing of intense interest. People are still talking about that whole Micheal Jackson trial. I thought the verdict would shut up those people. You know, the ones who say “Oh, I KNOW he's guilty.” OH REALLY. Did you SEE the child get abused? Were you at any of the court hearings? Or, did you, say, see a couple interviews about it on CNN and make up your mind that way?
I don't even get why people bother over these things in the first place. This whole celebrity watch group mentality we have is crazy. Serena and Venus Williams (I believe that's the name of those tennis chicks anyway) are getting their own show. Why? Why are their lives any more interesting to you than Tom's down the road? Oooh, scandal, Jessica Simpson didn't realize that CHICKEN OF THE SEA WAS TUNA FISH! Oh my Jesus, alert the media – oh wait, it's already on the front fucking page.
It's my job to be outraged for you, when nobody else will be outraged.
A lot of people tell me I really ought to get World of Warcraft. I don't know. Sure, it sounds fun, it sounds great, maybe. But then, there is this...thing. I don't get it. What is the draw? I think it has something to do with ePenis. This is a concept I have been working on for sometime, and I've almost developed a way to figure out ePenis size. See, people play games like Final Fantasy XI and World of Warcraft so they can say they are better than you at something. And, thusly, their ePenis grows larger. Then, they make a blog about their character. Their ePenis gets even larger. Suddenly they have entire websites devoted solely to their characters, and bam, massive ePenis. We're talking Ron Jeremy sized ePenis here.
ePenis does not just work for Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, oh no. They work for any online game. Any community you find. Hell, this webcomic is an extension of my own ePenis, which I wave around proudly and say LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING NERD, WOOT!
And nothing, nothing at all makes your ePenis larger than writing opinion articles and having people read it daily *ahem*.
So, there you have it. Fuck Kyle, Micheal Jackson, Serena Williams, World of Warcraft, and massive ePeni. | |
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Posted on Monday 20Jun05, at 10:18 pm. | | |
Early update due to slightly-less-than-unforseen circumstances and Kite's not being around at the time. I'm a fucking hero. | |
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One of the best rants I've read yet, the best still being somewhere else (I won't put a link just because I'm evil like that.)
~Ojimo | |
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Posted on Wednesday 22Jun05, at 2:13 am. | | |
So long as you acknowledge my greatness, that is all that really matters. | |
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Posted on Thursday 23Jun05, at 6:40 pm. | | |
Step 1: Set update schedule
Step 2: Randomly deviate from schedule
Step 3: Say update may be coming any day
Step 4: Wait for viewers to visit every day or so hoping update will be available at this point.
Step 5: Point and laugh | |
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Hey, I'm (yet another) person directed here from BG... very nice comic you have here! Congratulations, I think it shall do well in the long-term! The writing is good, and the site is being managed well... and hey, you've obviously made a few good decisions about advertising, eh?
I shall definitely be returning on a semi-frequent basis to read THIS comic! :D
~ZzzDJ | |
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