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Posted on Thursday 18Aug05, at 2:22 am. | | |
So, another zombie, and an even bigger gun. Kyle has really amazing special effects, doesn't he? They're so...special. Not in the short bus sense, either.
So, it's time for yet another Kite Reviews A Movie He Saw For Free. It's really nice having friends in low places, let me tell you. Today's movie: Four Brothers
You know those complains I've been having about action movies? Shaky cameras, stupid overdone special effects, unrealistic physics, hard to explain rationally action scenes? No. None of those here. This is balls to the wall I SHOOT YOU YOU DIE action. It's pretty damn intense.
It's a really gritty movie, but not gritty in that “we're bad asses from THA STREET!” - with the “tha” and everything. No no, this is just real down to Earth gritty people. People with real feelings and real emotions. People you really think you have an understanding for at the end of the movie. Infact, you will think by the end of the movie you absolutely understand each and every one of the characters.
This is the type of movie I love. In all senses of the concept. The characters are vibrant. You really will feel like you are with them.
If you notice, I don't like talking about plot or scenes when I talk about movies. It stems from the fact that I despise previews. I have seen previews for a movie that, at the end, I already know what will happen, I know the best scenes, and I know that I can save myself two hours by just avoiding it. So, when someone asks me about the movie, I tend to give them a general idea of the feel of the movie. If you ask me “well, what happened?” I just kind of sigh and give out the first ten minutes of the film. I honestly think a movie is that much better when you go in knowing nothing about the film.
I saw a preview for the Aeon Flux movie. I have only one real thing to say about that...SPOILER: THE BITCH DIES. If you want to know my sources, my source is every single episode of the TV show.
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No f'ing way man! That's not possible!
Just a question, what is the Zombie actually saying, and why is she shooting mega-blast-of-death at said Zombie while what's-his-name is charging it? I'm confused. D:
-Ojimo, the Kitten General | |
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Again, it's Ender. I think you're all beginning to hate me, but that's all right.
The zombie is saying, in the two panels...
And now t(something) and Er, what are you
before the mega-blast-of-death is shot. Also, Liam (If my memory serves.) had already charged the zombie when it took him out. If he lives, he's much more badass then one would think because not ONLY did he manage to survive the zombie, but a mega-blast-of-death.
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I'd like to note that Kyle doesn't like answering these questions, as their things that over time are pretty easy to figure out. Just kind of...wait, either they'll be answered or I'll go out of my way to answer the question.
...and why is it every time Ender posts he says we hate him? Is your oge that big that you think people that haven't talked to you must hate you? | |
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Most of the questions I ask are entirely rhetorical, with the exception of 'what is this actually saying' when another bubble gets in the way, like with the Zombie in this edition of the script.
Ender, I don't think anyone has ever said that you are hated here O.o
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