Duuuude. Posted on Thursday 28Oct04, at 2:05 am.   I mean DUDE. Did you see today’s update? I mean, isn’t that the fucking shit? I mean, I saw it, and I totally filled my pants. Then, I changed pants, and filled those. I am going to have some stuff to explain at the Laundromat. So uh…actually, I have not seen it yet. I am writing this before the comic goes up because I have a big giant test tomorrow that I found out about 3 hours ago. Sleep, surely, will be a great boon in this endeavor. However, I am sure it is totally pimptastic. Dom is actually posting this for me. Look forward to edits demeaning my name (WHICH... damn, that is a gay name anyway), calling me an ass pirate (WHICH YOU ARE! er, I mean, WHICH I AM!), and mocking the red sox (WHICH DESERVE TO BE MOCKED!). Remember that shit I said about not caring about the flu? Apparently, God looked down from Heaven and said "That so?" Next morning I woke up feeling like total shit, went back to sleep. I dragged myself out of bed for my second class, even made it there ON TIME despite not feeling much like moving, and the class was cancelled. I then went and talked to a few pagans about their beliefs, and found out they have some rather sound ideas. I went home, went to sleep, bound and determined that even if I missed school I would NOT miss work. Then, my voice was gone. I heard the Red Sox totally pwned those dirty fuckers. Hooray! I can not express in mere words how happy I am to hear this. I am a Braves fan. I will not say that my hatred for the Yankees is in any way justified. It’s sort of like hating Ashton Kutcher just because he got rich for having a nice smile and being able to act really stupid. It is nothing more than bitter jealousy from a bitter man but…FUCKING YANKEES. *fume* I say "I heard" because my cable was cut off today. Instead, I played some San Andreas. Let me tell you, San Andreas is like a cheeseburger with filet mignon on top. It is not the game that is awesome, far from it, it is what they did with the game that is amazing. The virtual sandbox metaphor is true. There is so much shit to do in this game it is unreal. Missions are so not where it’s at, in San Andreas. People who think this is a game about killing people and getting hos are wrong. It's about killing people, getting hos, and doing OTHER shit on top of that. This game really does get you in to the feel too. The city is actually vibrant. People are going to the grocery store. They are chilling out and drinking 40s. Police are chasing other people. Gangs fight each other. People duck and run for cover. This is a game that entirely lives on atmosphere, and it has plenty to spare. People who play this game instantly have great stories to tell you. For instance, once there was this group of gang members standing around out front of my garage. I had found a really nice car, and wanted to park it. I honked, they just looked at me. So, I drove in to my garage anyway. I herded all of them in, closed the door. Came back later, they were still there. One raised a 40 upon seeing me. Tomorrow, when I get home from work, I know I am going to check Sold Out, and this entire rant will be replaced with "The Red Sox are assbandits" (WHICH THEY ARE!!!!) written about 200 times. -Kite out Ahaha Posted on Thursday 28Oct04, at 2:35 pm. by Comic I really like that story about San Andreas. It made me laugh hard. :O this is a test of the emergency nuclear weapons detonation system Posted on Tuesday 2Nov04, at 1:40 am.   this is a real detonation. as such you are dead. goodbye. © Hite & Shaezer. Applicable material © DG