SO No. 2 - We're sold out, suckers! - Updates Mondays and Fridays

And so we go on...much to the dismay of the internet in its entirety
Posted on Wednesday 15Sep04, at 11:56 pm.

Today’s comic is an introduction to one of our main characters, a certain Tristain. He is both our Technical Engineer, and our resident pretty boy. No gags this time…but Jesus isn’t that ship pretty?

So, I have heard already from a few of you people, “You have promised lesbianism!” Good things come to those who wait, friends, and isn’t lesbianism worth waiting for?

No?

I don’t even know what to do with you people.

I’ll post updates over the weekend as the character pages and the info pages go up. Oh, and the links. Let’s not forget the links. I’ll get all those nice things semi-functional over the weekend. I have good reason to want this, as google adsense won’t let me make money with them until they do. You’re not selling out unless you’re SELLING damnit.

But it doesn’t matter as of this moment NO ONE is reading the freaking comic. That is also ok. We’ll begin marketing in small places in October and at the beginning of the year some more main stream marketing will be attempted. In the mean time, any traffic anyone can give us is extremely appreciated. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your drug dealers!! Say you were there from KIND OF THE BEGINNING.

Also, if you haven’t noticed, I have an email button now. If you want, feel free to email me, I’ll be figuring out how the mailbox works over the weekend.

If you’re wondering about why Kyle (my artist) is not saying anything, I have him bound and gagged except for his right hand so he can write comics and not get lonely on those long cold nights. He’ll post here eventually, I’m sure. Give him time. He’s a shy young lad who only wants love.

Kite out.

And then...it broke.
Posted on Thursday 16Sep04, at 12:01 am.

Eh-heh. Dom'll get it working, honest. Don't worry, the buttons aren't that important...yet. Honestly. I'll even give you a nice emoticon to display just how friendly and trustworthy I am ^_^;;;

Fuck you and your emoticons.
Posted on Thursday 16Sep04, at 5:13 am.

It's time to start throwing tennis balls at Dom until he fixes the website.

Don't mind the kite
Posted on Thursday 16Sep04, at 4:40 pm.

There was an unnanounced feature in the new version of the SO backend package that allowed the button HTML to be broken and useless, for FREE!

This feature has now been repriced. We are charging $5 a week for this feature, contact me if you want it enabled for YOUR Sold Out viewing! For the rest of you, you'll just have to deal with the new, perfectly working, interface.

My apologies.

One down, two to go.
Posted on Sunday 19Sep04, at 1:52 am.

Ok, so the info page *labeled WTF?* is now functioning. Nothing much there besides a history of the site, but there will be more there later, including a fan section and various other things of interest. In the mean time, be glad we actually got around to doing something, period.

I mean, I'm actually PAYING to do this right now, what the flying hell? Where are my naked broads and cold ones? Something is seriously wrong with this picture.