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Posted on Tuesday 17May05, at 3:25 am. | | |
Another update, another rant written at 3 am. Maybe I should consider writing these out beforehand? Nah, that's so anti-slacker. Doing things before they need to be done.
I've got my tickets to the opening of the next Star Wars. I didn't have to camp out or anything. Nothing against camping or anything, but sleeping on concrete to see a movie is uh...ok, I can't talk stupid here. I bought a light saber for this thing. In fact, two, so Sterling could have one. My stupid idea sensors are all entirely broken at this point.
There was an anecdote that was supposed to go with the last comic. Then I started talking about the DS, and I forgot. So, the first line in the last comic is “And then it turns out she had a penis.”, or something similar to that, I don't know. What? Looking it up would require me opening a whole 'nother window here.
Anyway, this stems from a conversation I had last fall with Patrick at Six Flags. So, I'm walking along, retelling a website someone linked me to with a woman who was pretty nice looking and stripped article by article for the camera. Just when I was wondering why someone bothered to link me to what I figured was spank fodder, there's her manhood in all its glory. So, I tell Patrick the earlier mentioned line in the story.
At the same time, a couple is walking the other way. All he hears is that last line. He gave me this look, I will never forget it. It was like I was some sort of crazy man, from some sort of crazy world. Priceless.
Video consoles are still cool, despite my preference for their portable counterparts. The specs for the PS3 have just come out actually. I don't know if I will be able to resist putting the controllers down my pants. They're WIRELESS bluetooth little babies shaped like a boomerang with rechargeable batteries. Oh, but that is merely the tip of the iceberg. All told in power the PS3 is said to withstand teraflops of power. Then, the happy ending to the article, they mention that there will be a metal gear solid 4 coming to the PS3. I have my credit card ready. Tell me how much it is. What line do I sign over my soul on?
I understand the PS3 was presented in a point-by-point comparison with the 360. I have to say, by comparison, it makes the 360 look like a kid's toy. What happened, Microsoft? You guys were supposed to be captain macho with your giant sticks of ram and huge processors, right?
Meanwhile, Nintendo is worryingly quiet. They just sit there and smile, and say that the revolution is coming. Well it had damn well better! You're looking like an idiot out there, and Mario's mustache is faltering.
This year's E3 will be the big telling. I figure we haven't even heard the big news yet. Something is coming. Something big. You can just smell it. The companies have smirks on their faces the size of three mile island. I understand that island is at least a mile, if not more, so that tells you something.
Ok, so today we talked about star wars, console gaming, and penises. I think we've had enough nerdy content for one day. I have to conserve for this Star Wars thing. I heard the movie involves some sort of science fiction theme. Nerds like this shit don't they?
...open office suggests replacing my typo of “penesis” with genesis. I don't know how my i and my e traded places either, but sometimes I really love spell check. | |
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