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 | | There, I updated. Posted on Thursday 23Sep04, at 1:19 am. | | |
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 | | Webcomics, aren't they nifty? Posted on Thursday 23Sep04, at 1:58 am. | | |
Wow, my man...way to be anti-social.
As you can see, we have a new comic, yet again. When I went to sleep, there was question about the outcome of this situation. I'm lazy, my co-conspirator is lazy, we are indeed both extremely lazy people, given to bouts of slackdom. But, lo and behold, I wake up from my little power nap and I get it all up in my face like Jenna Jameson on a one on fifty shoot.
Not that I’d know anything about how that feels like…you don’t know me, damn your eyes.
We’re working on some pretty kick-ass interactive features on the site that you can expect to see soon. For instance, there will be a public reply system to all rants posted. So, if I say for instance, that Star Wars can suck my big fat hairy Johnson, you can come to me and say “OMG LUCAS IS A VISIONARY AND A GENIUS.” Then I can slap you for being a moron. Also, I love how word capitalizes Johnson for me. That’s pretty fucking cool, all around.
Also I think we’re just about finished with all of those graphics we were going to need for the characters page and the links page, so also expect those to come this weekend. Don’t keep your hopes up though. I don’t want to dash your hopes against the rocks like so many baby seals.
God forgive me for that one, and bless all the starving pigmies in New Guinea.
So I did everything in this rant except talk about the comic itself. So I did. Yessir.
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 | | testing something for Chargon and Kite Posted on Saturday 25Sep04, at 11:10 pm. by JPG816@yahoo.com | |
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Roar. Explosion would've looked better if it was all PRETTY COLORFUL. | |
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 | | All in all, we're out to a really shitty start. Posted on Tuesday 28Sep04, at 2:43 am. | | |
There's no one out there banging down our doors right now for an update, and no one to angrily shout at us for last night's oddity of the main page having no comic OR rant, but here’s the deal.
Last night I was going to make a rant. Right now I don’t even fucking remember what it was about. I remember the title on it was something along the lines of “The Zen and Art of Slacking.” Then I hit the enter key, and apparently I submitted a comic. Being that it was 2 am, Code Money Dom was asleep. I, personally, have no fucking clue how to remove a comic that does not exist, but he does. So he did. End of that.
Now, why no comic tonight?
I log on today for my writer to tell there is good news about today’s comic, and there is bad news.
First off, FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THAT GOD DAMNED CAR INSURANCE LINE IS APROPRIATE IN ALL SITUATIONS.
*vent*
Secondly, he tells me he has multiple comics written out. He has a whole slew of comics drawn, inked, and ready to go. Problem is, his scanner has decided to bail out on him.
Kite replies, “You have two hours to pull a new printer out of your ass, buddy.”
We had the comic done before, believe me, I still have the version of it that came without the nice little photoshopped words added in. But he hadn’t been happy with the quality of the art so far, so he wanted to start over again with the drawing.
So, expect updates on Wednesday and Thursday this week.
If you REALLY want to see the next comic, you could fin my asteemed associate and have him produce a physical copy of the comic. I wish I could do that right now because I only half believe it’s actually done, but that’s like a 2,000 mile drive.
Would you give me a lift, buddy? Please? I know the rules of the road, I’ll make it worth your while. | |
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