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 | |  Want to watch Dark Water? Just turn your faucet on and watch it for 2 hours. More entertaining, or your money back!
Posted on Tuesday 2Aug05, at 2:22 am. | | |
As you can see, there is a new comic today. Meaning a new rant.
I'm going to keep this one short, as I have other things I'd like to do. For instance, I'd REALLY like to play some Wind Waker right now. You know those graphics still amaze me? Actually, I'm still playing Meteos like a bandit. I even played some friends of mine at it the other day. For ONCE in my life I was the one laying down the pwn. This is different, as 80% of the time we end up playing Halo, and I believe Ray Charles had a better chance at winning a game of Halo than I do.
I saw Dark Water today. It was uh...ok, there was this story I read in my first year in college. It took about 28 pages to lay out its point, some fundamental underlying message that was supposed to broaden my sense of humanity. Instead it bored me for about 30 pages and made me want the time back that it took me to read it. This movie is a lot like that book. It's been so long since I read the damn thing that I forget the name of it, but the memory of my intense hatred for it remains.
I can't say I HATE this movie, but it tries to make the subtleties of this woman's life interesting. How, you may ask? By making EVERYTHING filthy. Every single thing in this movie needs some fucking Comet. And every single person you meet in this movie is creepy as hell.
After this abysmal movie, I had the great fortune of running in to Zack and Terry, who invited me to ANOTHER movie. At this point I really was not feeling the movie theatre vibe, but seeing as I had a night to kill I gave it a chance.
I hit up the 10:15 screening of Sky High. Yes, a disney live action kid's flick somehow beat the shit out of the previous movie. I don't know if it was just how fast paced this movie was in comparison to the movie I saw before it, but I really dug it. ALSO half of The Kids in the Hall make up the cast of this movie. Good times.
My BIGGEST problem with this movie is the music. I was pretty happy when it started off with Everybody Wants To Rule The World, but the entire movie was filled with rejected music from the 80s (hellooooo Thompson Twins) and in some cases terrible remakes of rejected music from the 80s. This movie was made mostly for people who were not ALIVE in the 80s. These people were not even planned for being yet when the 80s occurred, so whose great idea was this?
Also, I believe I have witnessed my first Super MILF. Oh yeah, I went there.
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